Floral Dick Plushie
Floral Dick Plushie
Floral Dick Plushie
Floral Dick Plushie
Floral Dick Plushie
Floral Dick Plushie

Floral Dick Plushie

Regular price $28.00
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A soft, minky purple floral dick!

They make great scrunchie holders, gag/ bachelor(ette) gifts, or fun decorations!

Dick pattern from https://www.etsy.com/listing/643512304/nsfw-penis-plushie-tutorial-instant?ref=hp_rf-1

True to their nature, these handmade phallic plushies have varying lengths, girths, curves, and patterns. The sizes can vary slightly depending on how you measure, we like to measure shafts from the top and girths from the middle of the shaft.

Size approximations we measure: shaft lengths are about 6 inches, girths are roughly 8 inches, and the balls hang about 7 inches

Size according to their Tinder bios: 8 inches

These are not meant for pets or children.

Handmade items may have small imperfections and variations, making each one truly unique